Meoooo… Meowwww | Cat Lovers, Assemble 🐈

Asif Naseer
6 min readJul 1, 2022

I never get irritating allergic comebacks when I try to pet a dog. But, the opposite occurs when I start petting cats. Although I love all animals, the feline legacy always comes close to my heart. Both dogs and cats contain fur and come with “pollen” — ready for fertilisation.

The irony of the fact is they fertilise inside my nasal cavity

My whole life, I supposed I was allergic to pollen until I came across an article which was all about allergies caused due to felines. If I were allergic to their coat or pollen, my ear, nose & throat would instantly collapse, and I can literally listen to the shutting-down musical score of classical Window OS, inside my head.

But, why cats?! 🥹

The article cited the cleanliness trait of cats, and for obvious reasons, I skimmed through the article, and finally, it mentioned my real problem. As cats keep their hygiene by licking themselves, the saliva stays on their fur until the next fresh-water bath.

Right after, everything else made sense.

This creature is like a wholesale vendor who hoards 100 tons of ‘curiosity’ and ‘focus’. I assume the likelihood of someone falling for cats is because of isomorphic characteristics they share with each other, rather than their fierce/grumpy cuteness.

For instance, you might love learning about a random subject matter which is very close to your gut. From an outside point of view, it’s an undeniable impression of you being ‘curious’; similar to hyperactive kittens. As time passes, if your commitment is still the same, you most likely develop a ‘focused vision’ towards the “subject matter”. Let me enlighten you the same, using a simple statistical function…

Let’s assume,

Focused vision of cats = x | Curiosity of cats = y
Your focused vision = a | Your curiosity = b

Φ= (x,y) (a,b)

In statistics, two data sets are isomorphic if there is a structure that preserves a one-to-one correspondence between the vertices and edges. In a nutshell, the two data sets differ only by the name of the edges and vertices, but they are structurally equivalent.

Φ= v(you) ~ v(cats)

The above instance encloses two vertices for both segments (chances of accuracy are slim). As the number of vertices increases and both groups (you and cats) still possess an isometric relation (aka, assumed to be bijective). That is, the probability of you falling for cats is adorably high (even if you hate cats).

A study conducted by American Psychological Association endorses a higher probability of people going for like-minded views than the actual TRUTH.

Plus, as the isomorphic feature stays the same and the vertices are advancing, your cat can anticipate your next move by just connecting the dots and vice versa.

In Machine Learning, to be specific, Deep Learning consists of adding/updating data sets, and the machine itself predicts the next move effortlessly. Neural networks & Brain Neurons are isomorphic in nature for apparent reasons, similar to your cat predicting your next move.

If you have noticed, apart from other domestic animals, cats hate to shift their current accommodation/habitat elsewhere. Plus, a majority of feline family members hate to be inside a car, unlike dogs. Some cats don’t care, even if you treat them with the tastiest wet tuna feast.

There’s NO issue if you/me doubt cats’ high-curiosity feature as a ‘MYTH’

Perhaps the majority of young cats (which is known as hyperactive fur-ball) hide under the couch when they are moved to a new place. We most presumably assume that they might be hating new place / frightened.

My first cat — Hobbi

Me living with cats for years, and every six-months moving to different apartments, I strongly consider that they are neither hate it nor frightened. A considerable amount of times, we find similitudes of someone being curious, is when someone behaves hyper, with a fierce heart race.

The Feline Legacy is so rich in focused vision and most importantly, their patience.

They possess an alpha trait all the time, kind of like ‘King of the Jungle’. A particular trait that passed on over 1000s years to protect themselves from predators. If your cat hisses at you or acts like a boss at your place, it’s not their misstep. This attribute was mandatory for their survival. Besides, the inception of feline domestication began, to save crops from rodents and wild pigs.

Cats have a stunning skill of observing the surroundings and an intelligently designed eye for low-light sensing & for focused hunting.

We try at least 6–8 times to kill/swoosh away an insect from our room, nevertheless, in the end…

…a white flag waves.

However, you might have witnessed cats looming with a slow-paced quiet steps towards their prey before pushing out their Wolverin nails.

There’s no possible reason for him to observe my new place carefully (under the couch) because he is well-acknowledged with my harmless behaviour.

Nonetheless, thinking from a different point of view, the difference between…

(a) the years passed since feline domestication and, (b) the age of their ‘survival trait’

…is undoubtedly >1000 years

Hiding under the couch is equivalent to ‘observing the surroundings’, ‘locating weak points, ‘formation of self strength, and finally ‘cornering the area’ by utilising their gifted senses.

This write-up is just a preface to my reading list on Medium, all about the adaptation of Feline-Intelligence for exploratory data analysis, in analyzing the competition that is playing inside OUR favoured total addressable market.

Introducing… Catificial Intelligence

Thank you for choosing to read my reading list, I extend my gratitude to you for the valuable consideration…

Catificial Intelligence, aka Catificial Interface or Feline Intelligence, is an exploratory competition analytical interface for Creators/Artist oriented enterprises or Individuals. This interface uses Bayesian Theorem, TensorFlow Deep Learning, Python, and more!

This was initially designed to measure competitors’ strengths. Plus, the Artificial Intelligence which is in place, suggests market penetration strategy (aka, attack intensity), and much more, to level up your competition analysis. The first public project my team developed using this interface was a lead-capturing tool for marketing-related creators.

Catificial Interface’s accuracy pattern is being tested regularly. If you’d like to contribute to this interface, please do read our introductory blog, or you can contact me directly.

Wishing you a great day ahead, and looking forward to seeing you happy with all the curious hyperactive fur-balls running around you ;)

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Asif Naseer

Hunting done right ‘catificial way’ | Developing Catificial Intelligence for Creator/Artist Oriented Enterprises | Data Scientist || Do visit my reading list ❤